like a boss!

i say what i want and it might be offensive. if you don't like my shit don't read it its as simple as that(:

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Wanna know what happiness is? It’s waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You turn around and see her in the most peaceful, innocent, and vulnerable state. She breathes as though the weight of the world lays on anyone’s shoulder but her own. You smile, kiss her face in the most gentle manner so as not to wake her. You turn back around and an involuntary grin forms on your own face. You feel an arm wrap around your waist, and you know it doesn’t get any better than this.

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Permalink fuckyeahnailart: jihyeleeart: TACOS! A custom set by a client who wanted a Gir-themed set :D Hope you liked it, hun! JihyeLeeArt @ Etsy I’m gonna sing the “Doom” song now!
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  • my brother: if someone has sex with technology, does that make them a technopheliac?
  • me: ......idk maybe..... is there something you need to tell me? O.o
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wtf??

this guy today followed me for almost 2 miles because apparently i cut him off. he told me that he had my license plate number and was going to call the cops. my car is not even 2 weeks old and still has the paper license plates on it. really how fucking retarded can you be??